What the fuck is a Chinese downhill? If you dont remember the infamous scene from “Hotdog, the movie”

where the ski bums of the movie all agree to race from top to bottom of the mountain for bragging rights…Perhaps the Olympics looked a little peculiar to you the other night. Scott Westcott, an Alaskan extreme snowboarder, took the gold in this first ever event known as Snowboard Cross.

While the event has been featured in the X games for several years, skiers are left to ponder the what ifs….or whens of the OLYMPICS.

When does Bode get to guzzle some go go juice and go head to head with the Hermanator????