Lance Snags #7 and gets some CROWE too

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The mans got one testicle and still has the mojo to romp all over the world’s best athletes. Discovery Channel made a fantastic deal when they signed his ass up for a few years of Sponsorship $$$$.

“I’m truly excited about our team’s partnership with Discovery Communications and their long-term commitment to the sport of cycling,” said Armstrong.

Armstrong will also be featured in programming on a number of Discovery Networks, namely the Discovery Channel, Travel Channel, The Science Channel as well as Discovery’s television properties dedicated to health, wellness and fitness – Discovery Health Channel and FitTV. Discovery Health Channel is the leading cable network dedicated to focusing on health, wellness, leading-edge medicine and the human spirit. Discovery Networks, U.S., a division of DCI, launched fitness network FitTV, formerly The Health Network, in late December of 2003.