IBM sells out again…Dont speed in the UAE!!!

IBM has sold out again to the CRUDE Cartel, this time with the UAE. Seems IBM just got a contract to install smart boxes in cars throughtout the Arab nation to track speed and reckless behavior.
smart box enabled

Pretty soon you wont be able to romp on the gas pedal without a tazer shooting you in the armpit. Why cant we put these devices on SNOWBIRDS in Florida who shouldnt be driving, let alone…uh…breathing?

I wonder if we could create a device that tracked police radios and radio traffic so that you could map out where every cop car was in the state, so you could drive around radar traps and asshole ticket writers?